The Totally Custom Burn

SAME CHURCH, DIFFERENT MESSAGE.

COMPLETE FREEDOM WITHIN AN A4 PAGE, WRITE WHAT YOU WANT, SEND ME A PICTURE, ANYTHING GOES REALLY. SEND AN EMAIL TO burnyourownchurch666(AT)gmail(DOT)com WITH CONTENT.

Ideal as a gift or something to pass dull the sense of immeasurable ennui that 2020 has brought us all.
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Lockdown (2.0) blues got you down? What better to lift your spirits than to build and Burn Your Own Church in the comfort of your own home.
Relive the excitement, danger and ecstasy of the 1990’s Norweigian Church Burnings with this simple DIY kit.

This simple DIY miniature kit contains everything you need to make your easy to assemble church for reduction to ashes (NO GLUE, NO TAPE REQUIRED), plus a foil tray for safer burning.

Why not give the red-hot gift of arson fantasy to a friend or loved one. Your girlfriend, boyfriend or Mother-in-law are sure to relish the opportunity to burn their own church like they always dreamed of.

The Totally Custom Burn
- x1 Church (for burning)
- x1 Burn tray (for safer burning)
- x1 Custom BYOC matches (for lighting)

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-DISCLAIMER-
This product is designed for home use only.
Our recommendation if wanting to burn the item is to do this outside, away from other combustible materials, using the foil tray provided.
Ideally you will have some water or fire extinguisher/fire blanket available to extinguish the flames if and when required.
Burn Your Own Church takes no responsibility for any accidental fires or related damage/losses as a result of using this product. Please use the foil tray provided and be sensible.
This product should only be used by persons over 18 or with a responsible person over 18 supervising.
Burn Your Own Church does not condone the burning of actual Churches or any other buildings, Religious or otherwise. That would be stupid.